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Let Go and Laugh a Little!
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Hold on to your hat and feel free to LET GO of your dignity as you laugh out loud at this month’s collection of funnies...


Thanks to Linda Piper and her friend Kathy from Lancaster, Pennsylvania, for sending this in …

Today, I was reading to my kindergarten class from Revelation chapter 7. I told the kids that the people were in Jesus’ presence, and that we will be in His presence one day.

Just then, little James interrupted me to ask, “Is Jesus going to put us in a box?”

I had no idea what he was talking about, but he continued.

“Is He going to wrap us up and put us in a box?” he asked again. “You said we were going to be in His presents!”

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A 5-year-old boy was with his parents attending the wedding of a family friend.

“Mommy,” he whispered, “Why does the lady wear white?” His mother smiled and whispered back, “Because she is very happy to be getting married.”

The little boy thought for a moment then replied, “So why does the man wear black?”

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I vividly remember visiting a new church with my family as a youngster. As we entered, the usher asked where we would like to sit.

Without missing a beat, my dad said, “Nonsmoking, please.”

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An elderly lady was driving her car on the freeway with her 7-year-old grandson in the back seat. She tried to keep up with traffic, but they were zooming by her. After a while, she looked at her speedometer and saw she was doing 85 miles per hour.

As she slowed down, she saw the flashing lights of a police car behind her. When the officer walked up to the car, he asked, “Ma’am, do you know why I pulled you over?”

Her grandson piped up from the back seat and yelled, “Because you couldn’t catch the other cars!”

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Frustration is trying to find your glasses …
without your glasses.

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A traveling salesman checked in at a rather cheap hotel and ordered a 6 a.m. wake-up call. The next morning, the desk clerk rang his room at 6:30.

“Good morning,” the young man said sheepishly. “This is your wake-up call.”

The salesman really let him have it. “You were supposed to call me at 6 a.m.,” he complained. “What if I had a million-dollar deal to close this morning, and you made me miss it?”

“Well sir,” the desk clerk quickly replied, “if you had a million-dollar deal to close, I’m quite sure you wouldn’t be staying in this hotel!”

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Now that's funny!