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Things You Won't Hear Dad Say...
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In honor of Father's Day, we'd like to share this list of things Dad would NEVER say, as found on Preaching.com. If you think of another one, add it in the comments below!

“Can you turn up that music?”

“Go ahead and take my truck. Here’s $50 for gas.”

“I love your tattoo. We should both get new ones.”

“Here, you take the remote.”

“I guess I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.”

“Your mother and I are going away for the weekend. Maybe you should throw a party.”

“No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring. Now quit complaining and let's go to the mall.”

“Let me hold your purse while you try that on.”

“Why don’t we watch the Lifetime Channel tonight?”

“When I was growing up, we had it so easy!”